• "Steve, I would hate you just now if I wasn't so aroused!" - Unknown Archer, SUS Outdoors 2007, St. Andrews
• "Nothing says 'I love you' like a happy frog" - Dave Hall, May 2007
• "I'm not breaking any laws because Health and Safety officer watched me drink" - guess who, May 2008
• "Maybe you should let someone with more brain cells do that?!" - Joe, May 2008
• "Ivan speaks?!?" - Joe, May 2008
• "It's belgain law...It's kinda irrelevant anyway" - Rob, May 2008
• "What doesn't kill me will only remove another limb" - Rob, May 2008
• "If you can't see it, it's not illegal" - Club member, May 2008
• "There's no 'I' in the word archery" - Jaws, May 2008
• "There is no drink in the word archery......well there is in our team" - Hamster, May 2008
• "Knowing hamster he'll hit his nose" - Frog, May 2008
• "John is allergic to life" - Frog, May 2008
• "Those pyjamas must like delivery men" - Viking, May 2008
• "Out of all of the hostages to pick, you pick the most hostile" - Woodwork, May 2008
• "Our drinking team has an archery problem" - proposed club motto
• "My bow has recoil!" - Woodwork, Oct 2008
• "And I thought women were meant to be able to multi-task" - James, Feb 2009
• "How was the Hoover?" - Hamster, Feb 2009
• "If I get put into the position, I'll do it" - Woodwork, Feb 2009
• "As a straight guy, I find David Tenant, as Dr Who quite shaggable" - Joachim, Feb 2009
• "That's what she said" - Joachim, the majority of training sessions since Jan 2009
• "Stop trying to deflate me!!" - Che, Mar 2009
• "Get off my shaft!" - Joachim, Mar 2009
• "I'm waiting for a creamy disaster" - Chris Sharp, Mar 2009, SUS indoor
• "The Target" - A Napier novice, when asked where her reference point was. October 2009.

This is part of a conversation between several members of the club. You can probably guess who. If you want to know the full story go and ask them for a laugh.

F - "It's like noahs ark here theres two of each"

V- "I'M NOT MATING WITH THAT!"

W- "Snake...Snake"